ADMIT IT, YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS!
Everything was better when BARACK OBAMA was President! No Russian collisions, no white nationalism, no calling neonazis “very fine people”, no mean tweets, no racist walls, no quid pro quos with Ukraine, no Covid, no bleach. Just pure, unadulterated governance conducted at the highest levels of government without a single mistake. Admit that I’m fucking right and YOU Dotards are WRONG. Do it right fucking now, too because after this bread, I’m done hanging out with you stupid fucking idiots.