He's just trying to make his way home.
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/shark-head-found-impaled-on-australian-fence-1866009
Always happy to make a pickle run if you don't want to go out yourself.
Now comes the pain.
You've been prepared for this.
If it's meant to be she will come back to you.
Have you guys ever contemplated brainwashing somebody into believing they are king of the world? All it would take is a narcissist, NSA metadata, and some creative use of mockingbird. If you're not sure they are a narcissist just punch them in the balls and see how they respond.