>First of all, where would the CIA get the idea to even look for some sort of galactic federation?
Why do think [they] would have to look for a galactic federation?
Moar likely that a galactic federation contacted [them] to tell them [their] antics would not be tolerated in the cosmos,
so either quit that shit or stay home.
To bad you are too young to have been taught logic in school.
This is exactly why you were 'indoctrinated' rather than educated.