[They] need us more than we need them. It's always beneficial to be useful somehow, even if you're the type to not have affinity for financial reward. Even if you hate them it doesn't matter, Hell, they'll probably respect you more for it. Hatred is actually a very efficient and empowering fuel to thrive on if you know how to internally stabilize it. Also looking some sort of attractive to women gives you a better poker hand to defeat Lady Death; she can bring you back to life too.
Anyways so even the most tyrannical Kings would allow the Jester to live and tell the truth, so learn to be a hilarious shitposter and story-teller of S-tier caliber.
Soliloquy ends.