In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I look in the mirror and say, "man, I'm getting old" while I brush my teeth. I can do a thousand now, if I had a thousand - good thing I don't. After I remove the tooth brush out of my mouth, I use a extra-special cleanser on my face known as H2O because the soap bar dries it out too much. In the shower….I don't shower in the morning because I took it the night before (can't stand to go to bed dirty) I use a beautiful golden bar of the best Dial money can buy. Then a delicately woven cotton blend body scrub known as a washrag. And on the face (which I do FIRST, because…well, because) I use the same magnificent piece of exquisite cloth. Then apply a hint of water to rinse the suds while I prepare the rest of my routine - which is drag myself to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and throw the kids stuff out of my chair so I can do my anaerobic exercise of sitting down to drink it. When I moisturize, I use the butter that I accidentally smeared on my hand when cooking breakfast. Oh btw, Preparation H makes great anti-aging eye bag deflator.