I mock it based on what it actually says.
You believe some fucked up Apologetic version twists things in ways that make no sense, but fit what you want the Bible to say.
By your proposed logic… you can just claim anything is parable.
Try this one: The part where Ham fucked his own mom… I mean "saw his nakedness".
PARABLE, BITCHES!!!
Also, fuck Paul and his "mysteries" bullshit.