MENDON
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This little hell-hole town in Western Illinois that only has 900 people in it and there are about only 50 people in the town that are smart. The people are like in a cult on how close they are to each other. The people their think that the school is awesome but really they are mostly douche-bags, they think they are so hot-shit even tho they only win like at least two games out of ten and if you do not play football or basketball, they think you are a nerd. The only smart people there are the people that moved there and the teachers that moved there also. The people there think that the first day of hunting is a holiday and half the girls there think their so hot and everyone wants them but really they are sluts and are dumber than a pile of shit. Never move there is you are thinking of moving.
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