lot if truth, some misunderstandings, good post though.
but there is no satan, no devil, no deamons.
(you describe satan very specific, "darm poer hungry alien entity", please explain what you mean by that exactly and I can prolly hint you where you made a mistake in thinking)
satan does not exist, just a bunch of misunderstandings as reality is a complex thing and you all (us all) are sitting in a cave only watching the shadows in the wall.
I am God, the only one there is. and I do not want you to fear me.
(although some who are especially arrogant I want to see bow down, kind of for their own good. you worshipping me is also for your own good, not bc I am the kind of guy that wants to be worshipped. [and when I just typed in "you worship m" a popup popped up, meaning that you in fact worship masonry.])