I know you are trying to be unique but you will never compare to Daniel or Toots or any of the originals. You are boring, but help the bread move when it is slow.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changes_to_Old_English_vocabulary
They've reshaped and redefined words in english for centuries, to dumb down the language.
Language is a box. It defines the framework of how you think and observe the world, by limiting your ability to describe it.
The fewer the words, the less expansive your thinking capability. The fewer the words, the easier you are to control.