So this insurrectionist walks into the bar and says to the bartendender, “hey bar tender do you know which way it is to the Capitol Bldg.”

Bartender: “why would you want to go to the Capitol Bldg. at mid-night”

Insurrectionist:”If Adam Schiff called you up and said there’s a satanic sacrifice tonight and “you’re up” wouldn’t you bring your camera crew to see what’s up”?