n medieval European usage, a sergeant was simply any attendant or officer with a protective duty. Any medieval knight or military order of knighthood might have "sergeants-at-arms", meaning servants able to fight if needed. The etymology of the term is from Anglo-French sergent, serjeant "servant, valet, court official, soldier", from Middle Latin servientem "servant, vassal, soldier".
doorknobs never work
too close to the ground
if your feet touch you can't hang til dead;
at the very least.
You have to actually hang with force.
not be hung up later, like on a nail or whatever.
they're either incredibly f-ing stupid
or they make it obvious on purpose.