Anons, I would think that if the missile launch was bad guys, planefags would be reporting ASW planes dropping sonar buoys so thick you could walk halfway from Alaska to Hawaii by now.

I would also think that the entire crew would have to be cabal, because I imagine the sonar guys would recognize our own buoys trying to pick them up and have a real WTF moment.

Whatever this is, I don't think it is bad guys. But, I could be wrong. Now, where did I put my iodine tablets…

Slight OT: Want to hear a coincidence?

Device I mostly use to post here had to be restored to factory. (Nothing related to here, but funny, nonetheless.)

Take a wild guess what this device "randomly" named itself?

If the members of congress had a working testicle between them, could a lawfag explain why one of them on the committee doesn't say "I move to hold (whoever) in contempt of congress, order that he be jailed for 364 days, and fined $1,000 per day, or until he produces the required information." ?