>be me
>get piles of hot, steamy, piles of human garbage to expose themselves
>take off hat
>wave to massive crowd cheering for my performance
>wipe single tear from my cheek
>place hat back on head, walk away humbly
>look up to sky
>see Jesus giving me a thumbs up
>”Nice job, kid” echoes from the heavens
>”thank you, Jesus”
>give thumbs up back to him
>feel warm and wholesome
>walk into the sunset victorious
>fade to black
>roll credits