I love it when someone has to be paid to whine like a bitch.
I am very curious to find out who their wet workers are. Very professional, and with a bit of artistry and imagination, not simple gangbangers or off the shelf contractors.
Here's a fact to ruin your day: Around 90% of humans have these tiny mites living on their skin.
At night, they leave their hiding place to mate on our faces while we sleep.😑
But it's not all bad — new research suggests they may be beneficial to us.
https://twitter.com/euronewsnext/status/1539544416012099584
Or maybe not — scientists researching the creatures have found that they may be evolving from parasites to creatures that share a mutually beneficial existence with us.
In case you were wondering what was trending on Twitter right now lol