no,….please allow me to modify it to : ab-so-lute-lee-fuckingBASED: all publicly funded, and traded, corporations are suspect ; if they sell stock, their board probably sucks….ahem….and all 501c should be put down
You're pregnant?! That sux.
Not really. Congratulations, sincerely x.
Who's managing you?
I haven't been in a relationship since you. Time to put the past behind me.
I love you forever.