a song I would never be allowed to release
When she's moody I stay out of her way
I will fight another day
When she's angry and she don't make sense
I shrug it off I don't get tense
She is free to rant and rave
There's one thought that truly saves
I may be a spineless lapper
But ya see I really love her snapper
She can go and crash the car
I'll have a beer at the bar
Piss and moan about my pay
Utter madness is what she say
Talk about people I don't know
I can smile don't let it show
I don't really give a click
It's her snapper I love to lick
I really love her snapper
A down there solider lapper
The sounds that come from her lungs
I make that woman speak in tounges
When I finally slide it in
She will bark like rin tin tin
I may be a spineless lapper
But ya see I really love her snapper