how 'bout this one? KEK
The Earth stopped spinning and to try to prevent people from noticing they started spinning the Sun around the Earth.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/6/21/on-the-way-out-why-is-israels-government-about-to-fall
Israel’s governing coalition announced on Monday that it will dissolve parliament, or the Knesset, next week, which means that the government will disband, and the country will hold elections for the fifth time in three years.
You think you're the torture king? Keep sliding this way.