Saint Nicholas was a Christianized version of Dionysius, a Greek god, who wore a red robe and rode around in a boat shaped wagon to distribute gifts to his worshippers.
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Kek, you just read my mind.
>We have comms
Gods power is made perfect in weakness. Don't presume to speak for me. I hate no one and nothing will make me hate.
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