>YOU LIE, STFU I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A DOG!!!
You're right…I just kind of assumed your "girlfriend" had to be a dog, or some kind of other animal…or inanimate object. Because there isn't a (biological) woman of the human species that would put up with your whiny bullshit for more than maybe 30 seconds. I highly doubt she'd wanna date some dude whose period syncs up with hers.