But what if they cut off muh cell phone services and I can't buy muh ten pounds of war paint? Oh, noes!
https://archive.org/details/gloryofbyzantium0000unse/mode/1up?view=theater
https://archive.org/search.php?query=title%3A%28%2Agypt%29%20AND%20date%3A%5B1830-01-01%20TO%201945-01-31%5D
Wasted fucking digits.