Indeed. I've seen most of them, too, but there are several more that could be added with much subtler anti-gov messages. I would write the screenplay with you, anon, for your narrative.
This is true. I grew up GOP and never heard of a period until I got married and hit on my wife when she was cycling. We had to sit down and have her explain to me why I shouldn't call 911 because she was bleeding out of her genitalia. I get it now, but it took some time.