You're not using plain language. If you want to use plain language, tell them who the girl is.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/06/patriot-guard-members-least-armed-saturday-planning-march-line-gay-pride-event-fbi-involved-investigation-misdemeanor-charges/
Patriot Guard Members Were the Least Armed on Saturday, Planned to March in Line to Gay Pride Event — FBI Involved in Investigation of Misdemeanor Charges
By Jim Hoft
Published June 16, 2022 at 3:35pm