>>17369061

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>>17370896

Then found this story…

Hugh Jackman, Johnny Knoxville, Channing Tatum… all had 'accidents' with their noodles too

https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19534438/5-celebs-who-had-horrible-things-happen-to-their-penis/

>>17366052

I think of Cabbage Patch kids / Soylent Green when I see those two:

>>17372496

>Trey Gowdy

Looks like a weasel with the jaw of a rodent.

So there's that