But did you ever ski a uniboard? It's just like a snowboard but the ski bindings holding your feet are not spread apart facing side wise like they are on snowboards, they were mounted facing forward. Those suckers had like 3-4 inches of separation.
They were pushed in the French Alps for a couple of years. Didn't catch on. It was like a giant had you by the ankles and was slapping hour body on the ground.