Dear Muh Dick guy,
I'd like to become your marketing/PR agent of record. My standard fee is a mere 15% of all revenues I create for you.
If you would be so kind as to meet me at the 11/11 parade and carry around the sign (pic related - left) I made for you, I promise that I will make you America's wealthiest 12-year-old boy within a scant 3-4 hours.
Please sign the attached agreement (and grow a pair sometime before 11/11/18).
Sincerely,
Robert Dinero
It was, "God save United States"
As I recall, the whole #IBOR "sign the petition" thing led us to some bullshit web site that kept subtracting the number of signatures.
There were two separate "pushes", but we quickly figured out that it was a 3-letter agency created/supported scam to erode our morale (like there were only about four of us each day signing the thing).
I also think that (you) are also one of them.
Kindly have a beer and then go fuck yourself.
I made this today and posted it on my FB page. It displays perfectly. Feel free to do the same.
"Roll on, Big-O. Get that juice up to Lawson's in forty hours."