Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie

Takes his tests and wears his maskies

Still got Covid, every strain

Got spike proteins in his brain

Got the VAIDS at 24,

"Dr. Fauchi, gimmie more!"

Had a stroke at 25,

"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"

Swollen heart at 26,

Prayed to Pfizer for a fix

Died of SADS at 27,

Somehow thought he'd get to heaven

Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie

Took his clot shots, wore his maskies

Obituary headline noted:

"Anti-Vaxxer Dies of Covid"