Sarah Sanders tells her staff
OK, no more calls
I am leaving for the afternoon
My daughter has her kindergarten grad event today
CBS phones the WH
Hello, WH Press staff
I would like to speak with Sarah Sanders
I'm sorry, she is leaving the White House shortly.
Leaving? When is she leaving?
I'm not sure, but it is very soon.
Can I transfer you to someone else?
No thanks. I will call another time.
And there you have it.
I recorded this myself
I guarantee that this is a genuine source
Of the report that Sanders is leaving.
In fact by now, she has already left.
Too bad, so sad…