Jesus was arrested. So were all of his friends. You're nothing like Jesus. Or any of his friends. Except for one.
Worshipping a god because he offered up his child to be tortured and killed as a human/blood sacrifice in order to appease himself.
Plus you're a boot licker too.
Oh, my bad. I thought you had to bath in blood. And pretend to drink blood and eat human flesh. What religion was I thinking of?
Did Jesus eat human flesh? Drink blood? Pork chops?
Is that esoteric? Was Mary the Lords baby mama?
John go to prison too?
"Nothing sure in life but death and taxes".- IRS