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Anonymous ID: cbdc6b Aug. 18, 2022, 2:05 a.m. No.17410338   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>0374 >>0477 >>0501 >>0685 >>0835

‘False prophet’ pastor berates congregation for not buying him pricey new watch

August 17, 2022

 

A Missouri pastor was caught on camera berating his “broke” congregation for failing to buy him an expensive Movado watch — sparking criticism that he wants to make a profit, not be a prophet.

 

Pastor Carlton Funderburke of the Church at the Well in Kansas City was giving a fiery sermon about “honoring God’s shepherds” when he scolded his followers for being too poor to give him the pricey timepiece he’d requested, according to now-viral TikTok footage.

 

https://nypost.com/2022/08/17/missouri-pastor-berates-congregation-for-not-buying-him-new-watch/

“See that’s how I know you still poor, broke, busted, and disgusted because of how you’ve been honoring me,” Funderburke said during the speech on Aug. 7.

 

“I’m not worth your McDonald’s money? I’m not worth your Red Lobster money? I ain’t worth your St. John’s knit? Y’all can’t afford it no-how,” he continues in the clip, as some church-goers amazingly respond with encouragement.

 

“I ain’t worth your Louis Vuitton? I ain’t worth your Prada? I’m not worth your Gucci?”

Funderburke, who founded the church with his wife, then tears into his flock for failing to understand what “God is saying” about how to treat those who deliver his message.

 

‘”Ooh, you can buy a Movado [watch] at Sam’s [Club] and you know I asked for one last year. And here it is all the way in August and I still ain’t got it,” he says of the watch, which ranges in price from roughly $300 to $3,000.

 

https://nypost.com/2022/08/17/missouri-pastor-berates-congregation-for-not-buying-him-new-watch/

 

Oh Lord won't ya buy me a Mercedes Benz…

Anon enjoys Movado, Museum Watch, anon still appreciates the Stick Man, the hawt hawt dice that bought it.

 

He apologized, picrel. Shamed by a TikTok video, he's so sorry..

Anonymous ID: cbdc6b Aug. 18, 2022, 2:16 a.m. No.17410353   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>0361 >>0374 >>0477 >>0501 >>0637 >>0685 >>0835

" Trump crashes NY Dem primaries, endorses Dan Goldman and Carolyn Maloney"

(and both are pissed!)

 

August 17, 2022

 

Former President Donald Trump injected himself into the House Democratic primary races in New York — making eyebrow-raising endorsements of his one-time impeachment tormentor Dan Goldman and Carolyn Maloney in their respective races.

 

“Lawyer Dan Goldman is running for Congress, NY-10, and it is my great honor to Strongly Endorse him. I do this not because of the fact that he headed up the Impeachment Committee and lost, but because he was honorable, fair, and highly intelligent,” Trump said in a statement released Wednesday on his Truth Social platform.

 

“While it was my honor to beat him, and beat him badly, Dan Goldman has a wonderful future ahead,” Trump said in an apparent sarcastic manner.

Recent polls have Goldman, who was the House Democrats’ chief counsel during the first Trump impeachment proceeding, as the front-runner in the 10th Congressional District’s crowded contest.

 

Assemblywoman Yuh-Line Niou, one of the other candidates running against Goldman, made hay of the Trump endorsement.

 

“Donald Trump just endorsed my multi-millionaire opponent, in case you needed a reminder of what the stakes are. #NY10, choose your fighter,” the Manhattan assemblywoman tweeted.

 

Goldman didn’t take kindly to Trump attempting to “meddle” in another election.

“Last week Donald Trump attacked Dan Goldman, who led his impeachment. Now he’s pretending to endorse Goldman. True to form, Trump is trying to meddle in an election,” the Goldman campaign said.

 

“This is a pathetic attempt at fooling Democrats who are far smarter than Trump is, and it’s clear that only one candidate in NY-10 is living rent-free in Trump’s head. Buckle up Donald. Dan’s coming for you.”

 

Trump’s trolling didn’t stop there. He also gave a back-handed endorsement to Rep. Carolyn Maloney who is running for re-election in the redrawn 12th Congressional District, pitting her against fellow Rep. Jerrold Nadler and challenger Suraj Patel.

 

“A vote for Carolyn Maloney in NY-12 is a vote for the future! She is a kind and wonderful person, who has always said terrific things about me, and will support me no matter what I do, just as I supported her very early on,” Trump said.

 

"Maloney responded in a tweet, “This is laughable and I reject any endorsement from Donald Trump.

 

“Trump doesn’t respect women. He instigated the attacks on January 6th and claimed that the 2020 election was a big lie,” she said.

“He should be more concerned about the investigation I’m leading as Chair of the Oversight Committee into the storage of his classified documents at Mar-a-Lago. Thanks, but no thanks. I’ll pass,” the congresswoman added."

 

Sauce/more: https://nypost.com/2022/08/17/trump-endorses-dan-goldman-and-carolyn-maloney/

 

Goldman porked up, stress eater?