Late enough in the bread to shitpost
Lawrence O’Donnell tapping video, pahlease.
A farmer want to win the county fair blue ribbon for having the largest pig, so he puts a cork in its ass.
The hog can’t shit so it gets so big he wins the county fair, the state fair very fair there is, pig becomes word famous.
So after all that he decides to train a monkey to pull out the cork, well the monkey pulls the cork, he’s got the monkey, a farmhand at 50 yards, and himself watching with binoculars yards.
Everybody dies, the farmer gets to heaven and runs into the monkey and the farmhand, it’s obvious the monkey died from the tidal wave of shit, the farmhand same dead.
The monkey and the farmhand ask the farmer how he died, he was far enough away from the tidal wave of shit.
“I died of laughter watching the monkey trying to put the cork back in”
Right on, one of my favorites.
The best there is.