Still chortling about newfag who was "here in October." Problem two with lying to cover your lack of lurking: We were on halfchan /pol then, and I don't remember seeing the spelling and grammar police there. Quick change the subject!
Runs to qanonposts.com>furiously scrolls
And the moral of the story is… if you've lurked for less than a week and you're wondering if you should post, you shouldn't.