FUCKING DISCLAIMER: For anyone moving to Florida from the pandemic to present, we fucking hate you and don't want you here.

We can tell if you're not local and we hate your fucking guts for driving up the cost of living and displacing us.

All of you fucking vermin will turn us into another California. Hope you like intense heat that is always combined with thick humidity, flesh eating bacteria lakes, brain eating amoeba oceans, mosquito bites in places you never thought of, hurricanes, alligators, and tornadoes.

You're all pieces of shit pussies that will never fit in. Spread the word.

>>17436474

All of the fucking jailbreakers will ruin this state, mark my words. We were great for a reason.

We're tough, ballsy, crazy as fuck, and don't give a shit. There's reggaeton BLASTING every other neighborhood thanks to Puerto Ricans flooding here.

If you moved here during the pandemic-present, Florida insanity has been on pause for a while, but you will see her bat-shit crazy wrath soon enough.

If the hurricane scares aren't enough, Florida man just might be! You have all been warned!

Fuck non-locals! We fucking hate you and are only watching you for sport to see at what point you will shit yourself and flee!

>>17436506

No. I love being retarded.

LISTEN to me motherfuckers

You're used to living inside your 4 walls but if you come to Florida, your baby soft asses will get a lesson in Florida living and Florida man, baby.

You don't want this shit. Alligators eat other gators here. Gators climb fences and fight with bears. Snakes eat dogs and gators eat the children of vacationers.

We play in tornadoes and shoot hurricanes. We swim in flood water and give NO SHITS!

If you come from New York or California ESPECIALLY!! WE HATE YOU! YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE!!

NOTABLETHIS MOTHERFUCKER!

>>17436621

There is a reason DeSantis kept Florida free: It's because he knew he couldn't control the insanity, so he appeased us before it looked like no one was in control.