I know I shouldn't find any of this funny because our reality is really concerning…
I am in so much trouble.
Wait… If everyone is really converging here where I am… What will ultimately happen? Also, we do live in a dome. Does that mean that aliens and reptilians really are going to come to America?!
This is going to be super messy, isn't it?
Wait, how are we even going to be able to create laws for all the craziness that will be unleashed on our "planet" in the coming weeks?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Harper
https://www.phillytrib.com/lifestyle/back-in-the-day-finishing-schools-taught-etiquette-and-grace/article_4023a63f-3449-59d5-86cf-cf68df0656da.html
Ruth B. Harper
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1977 Representative 196 Democrat
1978 Representative 196 Democrat
1979 Representative 196 Democrat
1980 Representative 196 Democrat
1981 Representative 196 Democrat
1982 Representative 196 Democrat
1983 Representative 196 Democrat
1984 Representative 196 Democrat
1985 Representative 196 Democrat
1986 Representative 196 Democrat
1987 Representative 196 Democrat
1988 Representative 196 Democrat
1989 Representative 196 Democrat
1990 Representative 196 Democrat
1991 Representative 196 Democrat
1992 Representative 196 Democrat
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Biography
12/24/1927 - 02/13/2006
HARPER, Ruth B., a Representative from Philadelphia County; born in Hinesville, Liberty County, Ga., December 24, 1927; graduated, Cuyler-Beach High School; attended, Berean Institute School of Cosmetology and Business; attended, Flamingo Modeling and Charm School; attended, the Philadelphia Miniversity; attended, LaSalle College; attended, Moore College of Art; owner and director, Ruth Harper’s Modeling and Charm School (1963-2004); instructor, Simon Gratz High School and Strawberry Mansion Junior High School; columnist, Tioga News; leader, 13th Ward Democratic Committee, 23rd Division; founder and president, North Central Women’s Political Caucus; elected, member, Democratic National Committee (1979-1996); elected as a Democrat to the Pennsylvania House of Representatives for the 1977 term and served 7 consecutive terms thereafter; appointed, Pennsylvania Commission on Crime and Delinquency (1979-1984); appointed, Special House Committee on the Homeless (1984); appointed, House Select Committee on Long Term Care (1986); not a candidate for reelection to the House (1992); died, February 13, 2006 in the city of Philadelphia, Philadelphia County, Pennsylvania; interred, Magnolia Memorial Gardens, Savannah, Chatham County, Georgia.
https://archives.house.state.pa.us/people/member-biography?ID=386&body=H&mobile_choice=suppress
You know how I can tell that we live under a dome?
Because of the shit Elon Musk tweets.
Yeah, I was gonna say that it might also be Sam Heughan, but a Henry Cavill arrest seems way more shocking… Who knows, though?!
The day after the election is 11/9.
The reverse of 9/11.