As far as Weinstein, anon has guessed that he (and every other 33rd° mason) had his johnson excised as part of a ritual. For the egg-shaped freak, maybe he was just born that way or took to the vacuum hose too much.
Hahaha! The 'reeeeee' is palpable!
Anon's been fighting the system alongside, brother. Every hit to anon as a child was a huge redpill and motivator to crumple the old guard into dust. We may get our day in the sun. Was it worth it? You betcha!