In Turkey, men will try to trade horses for young girls.
I am in so much trouble and there is no way for me to survive this mess of Biblical proportions that hasn't even happened (come to fruition) yet. 😵💫
No, this is even worse than I could have anticipated. I've been telling the truth, more or less, this whole time, and I don't even know how bad things will get, but ultimately the sign of my inevitable death is literally the symbol for a whole religion.
Shit, I am literally talking to myself.
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!
If I tell you all that I am the only non-NPC and that I messed up, and that this is literally way worse than you can even imagine or anticipate, none of you will even believe me when I tell you what's happening.
Everything that could've gone wrong, has gone wrong, and will continue to go wrong in the wrongest of wronger ways!
This is Madeleine McCann today.