Breaking: Novak Djokovic has been disqualified from play after recently being allowed to play again in his un-vaccinated state. It was learnt that Djokovic was researching the other players he was competing against to learn how far along they were vaccinated and/or boosted. Also cross referencing the lot numbers to see if they were in a dirty batch of the vaccine or not. After learning this, he would place the highest bets against the fully boosted and dirtiest lot batches. During play Djokovic would concentrate his efforts to cause his rival to sprint back and forth constantly working up a hard sweat and early exhaustion. If his opponent didn't die right on the court, they would quit early due to dizziness and a shortness of breath complaints.
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