On September 9, 2016, Agent 1 and Agent 5 exchanged the following instant
messages.
08:56:43, Agent 5: “i’m trying to think of a ‘would i rather’ instead of
spending time with those people”
08:56:54, Agent 1: “stick your tongue in a fan??”
08:56:58, Agent 5: “i would rather have brunch with trump”
08:57:03, Agent 1: “ha”
08:57:15, Agent 1: “french toast with drumpf”
08:57:19, Agent 5: “i would rather have brunch with trump and a
bunch of his supporters like the ones from ohio that are retarded”
08:57:23, Agent 5: “:)”
OHIO PUBLIC CONFIRMED FOR RETARDS
SOURCES: FBI