the executive summary is not 'searchable', btw.
amazing info on the plane. still doesn't nail down a year, though!
car - def mercedes S class, could be 2014-2017, based on cluster layout and trim
united-mercedes tarmac service: rolled out in 2013, fully in 2014
phone - I still don't think that's a current model phone, based on the top of the face (but until someone posts a picture of a current phone with the same hole, i'm open)
at the earliest, that pic could be 2014.
APP-060518-POTUS.jpg
check the time stamp, fucko.
j/k. love you frend, you're just wrong about reading the details.