BAD NEWS, FRENS: THEY GOT HIM.
Donald John Trump, the 45th President of the United States of America and Founder of the United States Space Force, will be the 1st President ever indicted by the Department of Justice. He will be charged with the crimes of Obstruction of Justice and Theft of Government Property (the classification issue will be null and void at the time of his arraignment). It brings me NO pleasure telling you this, as I was also once a supporter. But more than a Trump Loyalist, I am a Patriot, and I am sworn to protect and defend the constitution of the United States. No matter how obscure and arbitrary, Donald Trump DID IN FACT break the law, and like any true Patriot will tell you, NOBODY, not even a former, single term president is above the law.
God speed my fellow Americans, and God bless this country.