Babylon Bee went ham today, major keks

Biden Condemns Fascism In Speech While Also Debuting Attractive New Mustache

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Biden Rejected From Austrian Art School

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-rejected-from-austrian-art-school/?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=telegram

Biden Publishes Autobiographical Memoir 'My Struggle'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-publishes-autobiographical-memoir-my-struggle/?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=telegram

Biden Announces New Program For Patriotic Youngsters 'Biden Youth'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-hes-forming-a-program-for-qualifying-young-boys-called-bidens-youth/?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=telegram

Biden Establishes Secret Police

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Biden Abolishes Office Of President And Names Self Supreme Führer

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https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-abolishes-office-of-president-and-names-self-supreme-fhrer/?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=telegram