Don the Con
What can he say tonight?
Vote, even though we won last time, your vote never counted (2016), I was selected, and will be again (2024).
Fight, only at your computer though, we don't want you getting hurt (memes and donations only).
Biden bad, the left bad, government bad, but play by the rules, because rules only apply to the right.
Have you sent any money to Israel, be sure to send more.
You know I'm the King of Saudi Arabia, and the Queen of Monarchy, right?
Make a letter Q with his hand gestures, state something about the plan being in play, no worries, your eyes lie, there's nothing wrong, a great movie isn't it?
Did I mention to send money to Israel and myself, we can do it, if we have your money.
Did you see Biden's speech, he wants to destroy you, not really me, I'm just in the way.
Did I miss anything important?
Oh and don't believe the mainstream, Barr is still my dude, and he appointed Durham, just wait some more.