https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVpv8-5XWOI

I decided to wait until I died too to be with the girl I Love

but then I made an all or nothing bet with the devil that I'd

never sleep with anyone but her

and she proceeded by banging the devil and all of the demons

in the war in Heaven

Now, I keep drinking, but I havent forgotten my misery or my poverty

yet. So. I guess I keep drinking

too bad I have the Ark of the Covenant