This do it for you?
https://www.royal.uk/announcement-death-queen
I had a roommate in college named Mark, but his last name wasn't Time.
So now after Charlie comes Prince Billy. I bet he ain't sitting to comfy these days both because poppy's looking pretty flushed and tired these days and then there's the whole pegging thing.
Not even close
As opposed to yesterday?
Then you must be referring to a piece of firewood.
Or the traditional British dish made from pig innards? That would actually fit come to think of it.
Redhead bewbs…Yep that makes this a good day.
And she probably bought her tits, so what's your point?
Water's wet, the sky is blue, women lie. Get used to it.
well well welll…aren't you full of yourself.