Even running at half speed with error messages this place is still better than /pol/. Halfchan glows so hard lately you can smell the ink. Specifically the ink the Treasury Dept uses to print federal reserve notes. If you've ever met a fed (a real one) they smell like stacks of newly printed paper currency. Some of them are aware of this and try to compensate by applying copious amounts of AquaVelva or Skin Bracer after shave. But if you're paying attention you can still make out the smell of that ink. Some say it is the lifeblood of the beast, others say it is the chrism of satan and they must anoint themselves with it to appease beelzebub.

Slow is better than glow