And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for Carlos Danger and his meddling dickpics
yeah, but if Anthony Weiner hadn't sent a picture of his dick, he wouldn't have been investigated. No investigation = no laptop found. Laptop leads to wife/top Hillary aide. Without that. the FBI doesn't sit on the server for a month while the figure out how they want to handle it because it's before an election.
fucking hilarious