This feelz like quite the SKY event…
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You will mourn, peasants
An incomplete list of TV channels showing the royal funeral today follows.
BBC1
BBC2
BBC News
BBC Parliament
ITV1
ITV2
ITV3
ITV4
ITVBe
CITV
Channel 4
Sky Showcase
Sky Atlantic
Sky Witness
Sky Max
Sky Documentaries
Sky Crime
Sky History
Sky History 2
Sky Nature
Sky Arts
Sky Replay
Sky Comedy
Sky Sci-Fi
Sky Cinema Premiere
Sky Mega Hits
Sky Hits
Sky Greats
Sky Animation
Sky Family
Sky Action
Sky Rom Coms
Sky Thriller
Sky Drama
Sky Sci-Fi Horror
Sky Sports
Sky Sports Main Event
Sky Sports Football
Sky Sports Cricket
Sky Sports Golf
Sky Sports F1
Sky Sports NFL
Sky Sports Arena
Sky Sports News
Sky Sports Racing
Sky Sports Mix
Pick
Challenge
Movies 24
Bloomberg TV
GB News
NBC News Now
Talk TV
The God Channel
Craft Extra
Create & Craft
Cruise 1st
New Vision
The Sikh Channel
Akaal
E/EHD
There is of course no conceivable justification for this. Everyone with a TV can get BBC1, ITV1 or Sky News. If you want to watch the funeral – and many millions will, good for them – you can see it on any of those, with your choice of commentators.
If you don’t, however – and many millions don’t – you’re pretty much out of luck. Your licence fee and your subscriptions buy you no service.
You will mourn, or you will shut up on pain of arrest. Enjoy your diversity and freedom.
FEEL THE MOURN.