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Messy Coronal Ejaculation 7 to1
Zombi "Hatchout" 4 to 1
Tomato-Schtupeed Virus even money
Poly-polar magnetosphere 2 to 1
Called: Moon in sidepocket 6 to 1
Mind virus Call for current odds
Blood borne nano commandos 3 to 1
Adrenochrome plague 5 to 4
Tech Failure cascade 8 to 1
Reptoid Kamikaze attack 4 to 3
Mindless, Unreasoning Fear (MUF) 5 to 4
Fear MUF and Fear of Fear of MUF 6 to 66
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