No shit people. True story. A child is born.

On MARS day(martes in spanish aka tuesday), September 13, the same day Ken STARr died, a baby was born 4 weeks early into the hands of Dr. MOON at 11:09 am. A Virginian by commonwealth and sign(Virgo). The baby was visited by a friend of the father the same evening named SKY, daughter of a woman, who coincidentally happened to be in the same hospital with a ruptured appendix, named SPACEk.

1 Chronicles 14 accounts David's defeat of the Philistines.

13 Once more the Philistines raided the valley; 14 so David inquired of God again, and God answered him, “Do not go directly after them, but circle around them and attack them in front of the poplar trees. 15 As soon as you hear the sound of marching in the tops of the poplar trees, move out to battle, because that will mean God has gone out in front of you to strike the Philistine army.” 16 So David did as God commanded him, and they struck down the Philistine army, all the way from Gibeon to Gezer. 17 So David’s fame spread throughout every land, and the Lord made all the nations fear him.

"Poplar" can also be translated as Aspen, the tree that quakes in fear of God…also the name of the baby. Her second first name also means, "from the royal field". The names were chosen months ago, according to the father.

I AM THE SAUCE! I am not into astrology but dang…

"Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil; May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; And do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all evil spirits who wander through the world for the ruin of souls. Amen."

WWG1WGA!