>Why does he do this to us, bros?
because he's an egomaniacal jackass, or hadn't you noticed?
>3 steps ahead of the enemy
in your wetdreams. he's 3 steps in his own way.
>bait to assault the act of thinking
you give him WAAAAAY too much credit. he speaks WITHOUT thinking.
>don't be an ass. it's not OFFICIAL until it's recorded, on paper.