Spirit Airlines Introduces New Bargain Flight Where They Just Launch You In A Medieval Catapult

"I saved so much money using Spirit Airlines' new catapult service," said one happy customer from an emergency room. "I look forward to flying home — via catapult — in a few months after they remove this body cast."

for the plane fags, ty for your service o7

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